Bikini Camp Slasher (episode)

While watching Bikini Camp Slasher VIII, Gary notes that his knowledge of horror movies would make it easy for him to survive a horror movie. Lisa thinks that's a fun idea and zaps Wyatt, Gary and herself into the movie. Can the threesome play by the rules and survive Mittface? Meanwhile, Chett tries to scam a woman on a date by saying he's about to be shipped off into combat.

Summary
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Guest Stars

 * as Sharon
 * as Dirk
 * as Brittany
 * as Tiffany
 * as Rod
 * as Mittface

Background Information

 * References to horror movies include:
 * The summer camp setting is a nod to the Friday the 13th movies.
 * Wyatt finding a chainsaw in the cabin and saying "Groovy" is a nod to Evil Dead II.
 * The Mittface character was inspired by Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise.
 * Wyatt and Gary board up parts of the cabin because of attacks in different movies (and specifically name said movies) – the window (Halloween), the TV (Poltergeist), the cellar (Evil Dead II) and the front door (Night of the Living Dead). As Wyatt notes, though, they forgot the chimney (Silent Night, Deadly Night).
 * Characters that have sex dying and characters that are virgins surviving are well-known staples of horror movies.

Memorable Quotes
"This is your idea of fun; being stalked by a homicidal, kill crazy maniac?"
 * –Wyatt

"Oh man, dumped by a fictional character."
 * –Wyatt

"I know. We'll have sex." "Don't you ever give up? No means no."
 * –Gary and Lisa

"You mean to tell me that we're trapped in a cabin with two beautiful, scantily-clad, totally willing girls, and we can't close the deal?"
 * –Wyatt to Gary